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This wording is an old “401-Keg Plan” joke posted in 2008, not current investment data. https://community.unix.com/t/401-keg-plan/216105 Price histories do not match the stated Delta/AIG losses; Northern Rock shares were suspended in 2008. https://www.digrin.com/stocks/detail/DAL/price https://www.digrin.com/stocks/detail/AIG/price https://www.gov.uk/hmrc-internal-manuals/inheritance-tax-manual/ihtm34158
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines eight years ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG insurance seven years ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers eleven years ago, you would have nothing today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Northern Rock nine years ago, you would have nothing today But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. A recent study found that the average person walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be a piss head.🍻😂
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